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*_Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

*_What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

*_What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.

*_Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

*_What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

*_What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

*_What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

*_Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

*_Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

*_What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

*_What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

*_Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

*_Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him " Sum Ting Wong ".

*_What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

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nothings been going on. at all. a lot of studying for nine weeks tests. blahh. tomarrow's my last one. thank god!- denny's a big fuckin douchebag and broke up with ashley. " my feelings changed " youre fucking gay. you like the chase and that's all you wanted. i wish people would think things through cos that happend to me and it's not the best break up line, c'mon denny, you can do better than that. annnyyyywaaayyyyss. my birthdays tuesday! oh i'm excited! =D and tomarrows a year since grandpa died....i hate life.=( my mommy's sad...=( well that's about it for now. i'll update later :D

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recap, bitches.

friday i stayed home all night. oh how fun. i was on the phone from like one in the morning til 4 or so, so it was ohkay i guess. :D
saturday mike and delmar came over. they crack me up. mike was talkin about he almost did delmars sister and theyre cousins somehow, lol and mike was like, " i was drunk. and i decided against it. cos i couldn't be able to go to a family reuinin and be like, ' i fucked you last night ' .. i just couldn't deal with that " i was dying. lol. i love those guys, but theyre jerks around eachother..
sunday i hung out with angel! :D we watched anger managment. it was a good movie. i love her :D
monday i went to school got a TON of homework. =( came home and did most of it. blahhhh i GOT TO SEE BiLLY THO! :D oh i love mr. billy bluffington! he rawks. me him and joe were supossed to do a project in global studies, we talked all hour & drew a big black hand and turned it in. =)
today i went to school. sooo boring. i missed learning out WHOLE friggen dance last week, we learned the last three or four 8 counts yesterday and we didnt ahve to dress today. so kristen taught me the dance and i learned it in less than 52 minutes. oh yes :D at lunch angel was freaking cracking me up! lol it was funny adam goes, " fine ill just go tlak to my TRUE friends! " and angel goes, " yeah! " and started like, with her hands. like one hand talks to the other. it was fucking hilarious. lol.
hitler came over today we took movies back and went to see michael at tarrins house. it was cool. i haven't seen him in awhile. we were going to go see cory in the hospital but we are waiting til this weekend. dani said she's not doing good. and i was almost in tears when she was telling me about it.. =/ i feel so bad for her, and i miss her so much being in the hospital, and i really hope she gets better....cos i love cor.. but i'm going to go tlak to people. later-

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i'm still sick. it really blows. i was going to go to school today, but my throat hurt real bad when i woke up so mom made me stay home, again =( i went to the doctors wednesday and they took blood to test me for strep and mono, i have strep. woo. how fun. i get it every year. and every year he thinks it's mono. it's crazy. so i stayed home  yesterday and did nothing. i was happy cos i was going to try to go to school. now i'm saddened cos i'm so bored.

oh and i've come to realize, that some people are so fucking fake and two faced, it's not even funny. at least if i wanna talk shit to someone, i can state my  name, and not lie about it. =D honestly, people need to grow up. you're being very gay & immature. yeah, that being said, leave me alone and i'm going to go.

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recap i guess?-

thursday_ went to work with my mommy. but her job sucks a lot so her and her boss decided that i should go job shadow people in radiology cos that's what i wanna go to collage for, so i got to do that. it was amazing. i know what i'm wanting to do in life now. i got to watch xrays and ct scans and stuff. i loved it.
friday_ sick. stayed home. hitler rented movies and came over but i fell asleep watching them. ha, sorry dude.
saturday_ felt a little better. so i went to stay the night at my grammas with my mommy and my niece haylee. she was a friggen doll as always. i <3 her. she's sick too. we both woke up sunday morning with fevers and stuff. so i went home at like 8 in the morning.
sunday_ slept.
monday_slept.
today_ didn't go to school. felt like shit. and i have a doctors appointment tomarrow so pry no school again.

well i'm excited, not really. heather and i have a club. no ashley or crystals allowed. happy bitches. no i'm just kidding i love you guys! =D haha. i'm done now.

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today was good. i woke up and couldnt talk, and could barely breathe. lol. but i can now. my throats all sore and shit. blaahhh. school was ohkay. i talked to ang and justin before school. i <3 them. then me and ben walked to class cos well, we always do. and i read all hour then spanish was boring. we just leaned new verbs and stuff. we were waiting for the second bell to ring and andrew said something and bill goes, " a mi me gusta! " lol and then andrew goes, " te amo " and smacked his butt! im like, oh god! lol. [ te amo means i love you if you didn't know ] but it was lhilarious. ash and i were going to G building and lol we were talking about something sad and i was like ughh that sucks!_ and she goes, " OOHHH! JACKi LOOK WHO iT iS!!! " oh man, that boy is FXCKiN HAWT!!- daaaaammnnn. i wish i was fat just for him. hahah. [ dont ask ]  then third hour sucked. i hate our student teacher. billy was not there AGAiN! =( if he's not there tomarrow i'm going to cry. fourth hour was gay. idk where sam's been. she hasnt been at school for like two or three days. hmm... fifth hour we had a sub. she was a bitch. i raised my hand to answer a question and then the next question she told everyone to read the page the answer was on cos noone read the chapters and me and madison raised our hands and she goes, " im only accepting answers from people who have just been enlightened by reading ' im like, well fuck you bitch sorry we did our homework- lol. madison was laughing histarically cos it was rather funny. and dance we got graded, on our dance. i got an A. oh yes, go jacki. ha not. i'm going to go talk to aaron so i shall update later!-

HAPPY BiRTHDAY HiTLER!-

i'm so bored. so i'm updating. ha. nothing really happend yesterday. it sucked actually. i figured out that people i used to be friends with just really bother me by the things they say. idk, just..yeah. and i hate some people in my dance class who think they're better than everyone. yes i want to slap them in the face cos it's just stupid. in all reality, theyre not better than any of us. and i'm not saying we're better than those people either, but they are acting that way, and it's a problem for me. i don't accept that very well. i talked to amanda all hour in dance today. i said somethign really funny but i cant remember what it was. oh well. you'll have that. dane made me laugh in spanish again yesterday and today. he's a funny kid. we have a student teacher in global studies & i want to shoot myself! shes so boring. i hate her. rawr. yeah that's about all for that. cept brandon did his short story we had to write for english, and he wrote it about me. lol yeah me wrecking my car!- he told me if she read it out loud to our class it was going to happen. i told him i hated him :D lol. hmm that's all boring. my life sucks. i hungout with angel on valentines day though! =D so my valentines day wasn;t bad at all. ilove it actually cos ang and i alwyas have fun. even tho michael and i broke up a year ago that day. ha the day after would have been our like 6th or 7th month too. oops, what can yah do tho?- me and aaron talked for a long time monday too. he's so nice. oh and i'm so excited, crystal comes back to pekin schools THURSDAY!!!!! woot woot! im so fuckin excited! she better be in ash & my lunch and i hope she has classes with us!- it'd be super pimp. she was in my bio but i dropped that. ha. it sucked. thursday is like take your kid to work day or something like that, and my mom is seeing if she can bring me, lol and i told her to have toni bring her little brother cos he's my age, and friggen hawt as fxck. he sorta looks like curt kobain and i'm very excited. lol. he lives in san jose tho =( thats gay cos thers a lot of lesbos there. sirby and krystal aren't tho. so they're cool in my book. lol. im just rambling on about nothing. and my chest is like caving in and if i breathe in deeper than normal it hurts =( i hate my life!- no i dont i love it actually =D life is beautiful :D i'm actually happy nowadays. so i'm going now! later =D

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school sucks. first hour i fell asleep.
spanish- we reviewd for our test. dane was crackin me up. he kept bein weird and got a spanish dictonary out and everything. lol. the teacher messed something up and dane goes, " yeah now we're all el confused-o " lol. and he was like, " i'm having fun conjagating my own words! " he's hilarious. lol.
global studies- we talked about methlabs in pekin compared to opium in china in the 1800's. first hour informed him that pekin has so many methlabs that we're called " twikin-pekin " how great?- lol. he cracks me up.
fourth hour same as always.
lunch- ohkay i guess. i was in line with ash and ang and we were talking about the bitch wearin my ring and they were like, " yeah we'll beat them up " im like fuck that i'm choppin her fingers off. it was hilarious. angel was like, " whoa.....! " lol.
fifth hour- just as gay as always. walk in and wanna shoot myself. how fun. but walking to sixth hour sean told me that sam is out! IM SO EXCiTED! i hope shes at school tomarrow. i miss her tons! =X
sixth hour- we danced. imagine that. it was kind of a gay dance. but oh well.
then i came home and slept. cos i had a migrane. and now i'm here. woo. i'm gonan go.

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this weekend was gay. cept friday, friday was the only good thing. we had a party at crystals. those are the best parties too just cos we're all there. it was fun tho. i punched some kid in the jaw :D woot woot. and i called michael, and we were friends for awhile i guess, then i said something and hungup on him now we're not friends?- idk i dont remember that. i dont remember a lot of things. but then again i do remember a lot of things. idk i remember talking to charles. he was hilarious. he asked ashley once ihe was like, " ashley, do i sleep pretty? " lol it was a gag. but yah after taht me and ash  passed out at like 5 or something and woke up at 11.  then i went home and got some apps. and changed the oil in my car. yeah all by myself. i am friggen excited. lol. gosh i'm gay. i love working on cars tho, especially mine :D then my aunt came over and was talking to my mom and i and she asked me if i was still friends with cory and i said yea and i asked her why and she goes, " oh hun you didnt hear?- shes not doin good at all. her cancers back real bad. the doctors said she'll be lucky if she makes it thru the week " i had tears in my eyes and i about jsut broke down and idk... that girls been thru so much and denny &scott went to see her and denny said she was upset cos her mom was supossed to stay the night ther with her but her mom was at the bar. that's just fucking stupid. i can't believe someone would do that, if my kid was in that hospital bed, id be there with them no matter what. even if it wasnt life threatening. damn. idk thats just me tho. when i have kids ill care about them and take care of them unlike a lot of people these days do. then i laid around all night cos i didnt feel too good from the captain vodka and yager the night before, lol. delmar called. told me he was drunk, AGAiN and i was mad then told me he woke up with a girl in his bed and i was like lovely. and denny told me today that the dumb SMELLY skanky ass bitch was wearing MY ring. stupid bitch if i ever see her im gonna chop her fucking finger off. thats my bestfriend, and MY fucking ring. dirty bitch. he doesnt need you givin him stds. well now that's done. my cousin from tennessee keeps calling here and my mom always tells me to tell him she's sleeping and shes at my aunts rihgt now so i told him she was there and he goes, " well i just called there and they didn't answer " and i was like, " oh well... maybe there at bill and cheri's " lol yeah thats abotu all for my weekend. it sucks cos so many bad things keep happening.. =/ hmm oh well, that's life i guess..

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i havent updated since like saturday. so here's the recap, yo.

saturday_ went to mamies with ashley heather and crystal. it was fun. the toilet was messed up cos of jerry and he got all pissed, called us bitches, and stormed out, haha. then crystal was trying to fix it and then ashley broke it before crystal even fixed it. lol then we ordered pizza and just talked for awhile. we called greg to find someone to buy us alcohol, and in the mean time him and josh turrel came and got us cigarettes. then we called addum to take us to pekin to get the vodka and stuff, and of coarse we had to let him drink with us cos he took us and he's such an alcoholic [attention] but i went home and got sick from the damn pizza we ate. then heather didn't feel good, so ash crystal and mamie were the only girls drinking, and we had a fifth and addum drank half of it and then left right after. he didn't pay for it or anything. i woulda been pissed if i was there. but yah know he doenst wanna hangout with me or anything anymore. he's too good for me or something.

sunday_ sat at home. i was tired and didn't feel good. delmar came over for about a half hour then went to dennys and i fell asleep. after the big fight with michael, cos yah know, that's how we do. ha, he's such a friggen jerk sometimes. and i have a good idea of why he's mad now, and if its that reason thats why what i think and i was just asking. seriously, we can't be friends if youre a jerk to me. it won't happen im not like all these other girls im NOT going to let you push me around and you should know this by now.

monday_ stayed home, didn't feel good.. end of story.

tuesday_ went to school. it sucked. nothing really happend at all. mike and delmar came over to see me. i havent seen mike in like years. lol he's funny. there were markers on my tv stand, and he goes, " are those markers?- theyre realy pretty markers " well no shit their markers. lol. they are something else. then we went to pekin and we were talking about the justify the means concert and i guess addum told delmar that only delmar and addum are going because he didn't wanna babysit anyone. well fuck you addum. yah know youre so stupid i babysit you everytime you fucking drink. i put up with your baby fucking attitudes all the time and so does delmar. and slipknot you did NOT have to do that shit for me, you choose to. got it?- justin thinks this is all bullshit too.. him and i had a long talk about it the other day on the way home.. idk.. people are just gay. yesterday i had a long talk with tohmmy too... jessy went over there and they started going back out and i'm very happy :D i love you jesssy! :D and i found out yesterday morning that brent was cleaning one of his guns and he shot himself in the forehead and died.. and mikey, a kid ive grown up with, literally, was bestfriends with him and his brother brian.. and they livejust right down the street. its so sad.. idk what to do ive called mikey and talked to him a little.. hes just not saying anything at all. he's that kinda guy tho. then my mom came home and told me that my friend donna, [ our moms are friends ] who ive known since i was like 6 has been haveing really bad sharp pains in her heart and her heart race so bad like she just ran a mile but all she's done is been sitting there for a couple hours.. so they took her to the doctor put her on a heartmonitor and did blood tests and they came back and her liver isnt functioning properly.. i cried. idk whats wrong with her and its gotta be something serious cos its her heart and liver.. idk..i hope she gets better..=/

today_ went to school. it was kinda good i guess. in spanish we had to do dialogs when like someone calls and the person theyre calling isnt home. lol and zach and jeremy got up there and jeremy said hi and zach said hi and then zach asked for the toothfairy and jeremy said no she's lifting weights lol, and then zach goes, can i leave a message and jeremy told him to call the answering machine. it was hilarous. last semester in bio jeremy sat in front of me and the next row it was dj then justin. and we called him gee-ree-mee moses cos his names jeremy moss. it was a good time. lol.

now im just sitting here. i just got done piercing my ears again. now i have five on the bottom and one on my cartalige. im scared to do my cartalige on my own..ill end up doing it anyways. i walked into forth hour today, and i looked around and i friggen miss sam =( i can't wait til she gets out. i miss her a lot in forth hour, i have noone to talk to. lol. and juls and i were walkign to first hour and she said something about wishing carrie'anne still went to pekin, and i sooooooo agree. i miss carrie tons.. i could trust that girl with anything.. i really miss her.. =/ im gonna go tho. later_

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oh man, it was a great weekend. =D  friday me angel, liz, addum, hitler, mike, justin, and bobby all hungout at addums. most of us stayed the night there. liz went home tho, she was sick. =( i jumped on the bed when i got there and gave her a hug. lol i haven't seen her in forever. i'm glad we're friends again. =D i missed hanign out with angel too! she is soo funny. lol we were all up til like five. then we woke up at ten something. we pretty much laid around and talked. then saturday i slept. lol. i was soo tired. and saturday night me angel, mike, hitler and addum went to the mall. of coarse ang and i ran away cos we rawk. we found valentines day stuff. it was so cute. we found a little stitch and he was holding a heart and it said, " you will love me " we're so getting it for eachother for valentines day. cos that's our plan, we don't have lovers, we have eachother. lol. we just want cute stuffed animals. lol. then we went to addums and krystal, tiffany, chris, and cory all came over. i pierced mike's ears. and delmars belly button. and he did addums. it was a good time. then i went home. and watched white castle. oh yeah we went to cory's too. shes a funny one. then sunday night we were supossed to hangout at addums but ashley  crystal and heather couldnt go. so me and delmar came here and wtched movies and greg and addum went to addums. then today i got grounded and ungrounded. lol. my moms nuts. and that was the great weekend. we had a lot of fun. me ang and liz are gonna hang out more. cos i love them =) but i'm gonan go now. later whores xxx.

i'd rather be his first true love,
than his first fuck he doesn't care about.

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ugh i just got off the phone with michael and jacob. michael got a cellphone and added me to his phone and called me at like, six or something. lol. he's crazy. jacob got on the phone, and was like, " hey lepurcahn. youre gonna split the gold with me right " lol it was funny. michael was being sort of quiet and not talking much cos his girlfriend was there. like we're gonna get back together or something. we're just friends. i swear people think we can't be friends, it always has to be something more. it's so gay. he's drunk. lucky bastard.

delmar came over tonight. he was sad cos he didn't get the boys which was fucking stupid. we watched Serendipity. It was a really good movie. then he left with addum and josh. [ josh the person i hate the most in this fucking world ] and of coarse they wanted delmar to buy alcohol and i told him he couldn't cos it's just stupid. people like to say they have an alcohol problem just for attention. oh and they like our cars until someone makes a ford joke. for one, justin and i have the same damn car. '86 mustangs. mines a convertable and his isn't, his is gray and mines gonna be a two-stage candy color. thats the only difference. and delmar said, " friends dont let friends drive fords " yah know, JOKiNG. and addumsmaking a big deal about it. and justin goes, " well you liked my car before hitler said that " and addum goes, " well i like your car dude " and im like, " uhh we have the same car " and he was like, " justins is better " uhhh HELLO! mine actually runs right now bud! you have a granny car so just shut up! my car will soo beat yours when we get done with it bud.

nothing happend at school today. fifth hour i walked in and i wanted to shoot myself. rawr. i'm on th ephone with delmar so i'm going to go. thank god everyone talks shit when i'm not around! stupid fucks, you say youre my friends, thanks.